Paris
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10. Actually, French women do get fat.
9. Anything, especially snails, tastes good when you soak it in butter and garlic.
8. Dora the Explorer is just as creepy in French.
7. The French are having ALOT of sex.
6. Relatedly, all the children they are having from all the sex are universally adorable...and very well-dressed.
5. "You can wear a cheap shirt from H&M with expensive jewelry and you look fabulous. You wear Dior but cheap jewelry and you will look awful." Fabulous Parisian lady who succeeded in selling me expensive jewelry.
4. As far as we could tell, besides waiters and waitresses, Parisians never actually work.
3. Nobody starts dinner till 9:30 at night (perhaps related to the previous item).
2. Gnawing on a huge French baguette is considered lunch.
1. Anything worth doing (for example, bread, wine, cheese) is worth doing well. :)
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