dispatches from quilt city

Wife Swap

Sometimes people say things on Wife Swap that are so ridiculous, they are all but completely unbelievable. For example:

New Wife: "Your 10 year-old son eats dinner by himself!"
Dad: "I just want to be clear that he only cooks dinner and eats by himself Monday through Thursday."

OH! Well, ONLY Monday through Thursday! So glad we cleared that up.