dispatches from quilt city

We're off to Sarah's final Phi Mu Formal tonight. Though I've protested that I shouldn't be required to return for such events, those arguments have fallen on deaf ears. So tonight I get to don a tuxedo and dance the night away. Anyone who's upset that they are missing this should take solace in the fact that I'll be doing the same thing on my wedding day, so any and all criticism of my dance stylings should be saved until then.